“If I turn my head just slightly, the blood rushes in and keeps me from feeling like everything about my life is a lie,” thought Little Miss Maggie.
“If I turn my head just slightly, the blood rushes in and keeps me from feeling like everything about my life is a lie,” thought Little Miss Maggie.
All sense and reason left Bucky’s mind the minute he spotted the big slobbery one running free in the yard, unconcerned with the drippy assault from above. He actually seemed to be enjoying himself, the poor dope.
“These ungrateful humans don’t know a tasty butthole when it’s staring them right in the face,” bemoaned Lucky.
Torn between her preference for the dingle-ball and the candy wrapper, Princess sulked in indecisive exhaustion.
Fully acquainted with the popular notion about his landing prowess, Charlie doubted his chances of coming out unscathed should he choose to leap to freedom.
“Seriously though. What’s the point of taunting me with the premise of a cheeseburger if you’re never going to give it to me? It’s like they think I exist solely for their amusement or something,” thought Lily broodingly.
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“Why do they assume I can’t spell? A couple of loud morons pander to the tastes of a bigoted audience and suddenly everyone assumes we’re all illiterate,” opined the young Oliver.
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Although Shadow had only just begun to conceptualize of what a photograph was, she knew her owner’s aspirations exceeded her talent in more ways than she’d ever fully grasp.
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Wise beyond his years, Shadow understood perfectly well that his lot in life was limited to the confines of “the smelly room.”
“Are they really so dense as to think that they’re not keeping a dangerous predator in their home? It’s as though they don’t even suspect that one day I’ll be feasting on their fatty livers,” thought Tigger of his wardens.
